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Today marks the fourth time that our friend Dadicus has lent us his considerable artistic talents. Long live Dadicus! The once and future kick ass guest artist!
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I have three stars on every available level of Angry Birds. With nowhere else to turn I had to bring the game to life in my backyard. It was my only recourse.

After the scene above I received three stars at the Emergency Room level.

Angry Birds is a bizarre addiction. It is a pandemic of fun. It is a daywalker. Break out your iPhone and play that game in a crowded space and everyone from three year olds to three-hundred year olds will approach you and ask you about your progress. Church ladies and lawyers who could not for the life of them tell you what a Big Daddy is will sit next to you and watch you tumble those bastardly pigs structures. And they will cheer. They will ask you if you have made it to Ham em High, yet.

Jon Stewart shoots birds at Lincoln Logs on the Daily Show, Salman Rushdie describes himself as an ďAngry Birds MasterĒ, dads make playable Angry Birds cakes for their sons. It is a phenomenon unlike just about any I have ever seen in gaming.

I downloaded Angry Birds the very minute it was made available to me and that day I played the game so much I drove my Droidís battery into the ground three times. Thatís nearly twenty minutes of play!

I do have a suggestion for the next level of the game which, I feel, will take the whole thing to a whole new place: The pigs have done their jobs, let them rest. In the next update maybe Tippi Hedron stole the eggs and the birds have to attack her ass. Thatís synergy, bitches.

Synergy Bitches, by the way, band name.

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:iconzetsus-child99:
Zetsus-child99 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2011  Student Writer
XD this is great
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:iconcuttingroom:
CuttingRoom Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2011
Thanks!
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:iconladyqueenbee:
LadyQueenBee Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
awesone!
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:iconfredrickthecreeper:
FredrickTheCreeper Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2011  Student General Artist
LOL....I love this game, it's so addictive.......
great job
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:iconcuttingroom:
CuttingRoom Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2011
Hey thanks.
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:iconfredrickthecreeper:
FredrickTheCreeper Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2011  Student General Artist
np
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:iconrt1artic:
rt1artic Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2011   General Artist
Angry Birds: Turning non-gamers into gamers since 2009.
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:iconcuttingroom:
CuttingRoom Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2011
Too true.
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:icondragonssilver:
dragonssilver Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2011
Oh this is hilarious ...and true. Painfully, painfully true.
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:iconcuttingroom:
CuttingRoom Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2011
I'm glad you like it!
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:icondragonssilver:
dragonssilver Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2011
It's great. Especially the pig with the Hitler mustache (though the drunk pig takes a close second). :lmao:
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:iconcuttingroom:
CuttingRoom Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2011
Thanks!
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:icondevinshadowv:
DevinShadowV Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD
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:iconstarcentury:
StarCentury Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011
Warning: "Imitating the game Angry Birds will lead you to severe head trauma. Wear a helmet first." :XD:
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:iconcuttingroom:
CuttingRoom Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2011
Right. How about, "Don't try this at home. Or anywhere else."
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:iconstarcentury:
StarCentury Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2011
Yeaaaaa, that too. ^^;
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:iconcuttingroom:
CuttingRoom Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2011
:)
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:iconsmoker9:
SMOKER9 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011   General Artist
Awww, cute little piggies. Is one of them drunk? lol, speaking of angry birds did you see that episode of Conan where he made a live action angry birds?
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:iconnametherabbit:
NameTheRabbit Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011
that's some funny sheet!
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:iconcuttingroom:
CuttingRoom Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2011
Thanks!
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:iconsobaku-no-sarah:
Sobaku-no-Sarah Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011
I'm just wondering where they found green pigs.
Hilarious <3
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:iconcuttingroom:
CuttingRoom Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2011
I think maybe they spray painted piggy banks.
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:icon3bdoart:
3bdoArt Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hahaha so true! i have it on my ipod but iam afraid if i played it i wont stop! btw did u see the video on youtube for this guy who made a level of angry birds out of cake for his son's birthday? awesome video
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:iconcuttingroom:
CuttingRoom Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2011
Yeah! I saw that. Funny, huh?
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:icon3bdoart:
3bdoArt Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yeah very!
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:icon7daywalk:
7daywalk Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011  Professional Traditional Artist
You have to wait till Friday the 11th then you'll have all new levels for St. Patrick's Day.
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:iconcharleston-and-itchy:
Already got mine last night! :D
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:iconcuttingroom:
CuttingRoom Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011
And then we get to play drunk. :drunk: :puke: :pee:

:#1:
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:iconmenouthys:
Menouthys Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011
that's awesome xD
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:iconcuttingroom:
CuttingRoom Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011
Thanks!
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:iconluisarellano:
luisarellano Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
He tooks serously the idea of a trowing birds XD
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:iconmjtfreeze:
mjtfreeze Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011
I played this on my friends ipad, frigging addictive indeed.
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:icondiscoandrea:
discoandrea Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ha ha ha love it
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:iconcuttingroom:
CuttingRoom Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011
Thanks!
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:iconredconvoy:
redconvoy Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL!!!!! Next installment of the Jackass movie!!! They could do that! That would be funny!!
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:iconcuttingroom:
CuttingRoom Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011
If they can do it, they probably will.
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:icontervaco:
tervaco Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Wow... I can't believe it never occurred to me to make my own levels!!!! I must try this and then blame you for giving me the idea!
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:iconcuttingroom:
CuttingRoom Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011
We really should have included some kind of disclaimer. "Professional Players on a Closed Track"
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:icontervaco:
tervaco Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
:evillaugh: too late for that now, the damage has been done!
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:iconcuttingroom:
CuttingRoom Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2011
Darn you, Tervaco! DAAAAAAAAARN YOU!
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:icontervaco:
tervaco Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Bwahahahahahaha!
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:iconfreakishcoinkidink:
Freakishcoinkidink Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Bahaha, I have seen a few of my buddies playing this. I love your coloring style, is has a comfotable personality to it that I can't get sick of :ninjabattle:
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:iconcuttingroom:
CuttingRoom Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011
I'll pass that along to our friend and guest artist Dadicus. Feel free to check out more of his work here: :icondadicus:
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:icondanielandresen:
DanielAndresen Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011
LO Effen L!
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:iconcuttingroom:
CuttingRoom Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011
:#1:
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:iconmidnightmagnificent:
MidNightMagnificent Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I am just as addicted. 3 stars in the Emergency Room. I sure hope that the doctors didn't ask a lot of awkward questions such as "Why is there a piece of green piggy bank stuck in your ass?"

You should have filmed it though! I guarantee you top prize on America's Funniest Videos.

In other news, St. Patrick's update is out!!! But you probably knew it already.
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:iconcuttingroom:
CuttingRoom Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011
That would be awkward!
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:iconredstar212:
Redstar212 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011  Student General Artist
Don't try this at home, kids! Go to a friends house!
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:iconcuttingroom:
CuttingRoom Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011
HA!
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:iconblazbaros:
Blazbaros Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This my shock everyone. . .but. . I have not played this game
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