Arnie

Today's guest artist is Jim Loveall the artist behind the hilariously awkward webcomic Celebrities!

I never thought I was an Arnold Schwarzenegger fan until I watched some of his movies without him in it. Don't get me wrong, I'm not hating on the newest Predator, Terminator, or Conan-ator movies. They're all fine. They just seem to lack the mindless testosterone that made the originals so good.

And it's funny, right? Arnie's mindless testosterone has gotten him in trouble lately, but it's kind of like vodka and my kindergarten teacher: Sure, when he was off the sauce, he was called into the principal's office less often, but he was also way less fun. That's why instead of bringing apples to class, we brought appletinis.

So, I'm not going to judge Arnie's infidelity. His raging hormones have made for some of the most ridiculously entertaining movies ever.

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