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Twilight 2 by CuttingRoom Twilight 2 by CuttingRoom
Today's we've got another strip from the man, the myth, the legend Ibai Canales .

Edward's a pansy and we thought it would be funny to have him get murderized by another totally lame vampire. Then we decided that rather than using Blade (zing!), we should use a bad ass like The Count from Sesame Street. If you're into seeing children's TV characters at their worst, you should check out a video we made awhile back called Growing Up Hard In Imagination Land.

Another thought entirely: Twilight, Harry Potter, and The Golden Compass have some shit in common. All three started as books and have made their way to the silver screen, and all three fuck with my head. Ignoring the varying literary merit, just look at their presentation of gender. Twilight seems to offer us a world in which females fall down a lot and need men to catch them--and if no man's around, the womens throw themselves down until a dude shows up. Harry Potter has plenty of strong females in it, but it's generally the men who do the heavy lifting. Finally my favorite--The Golden Compass depicts a totally bad ass chick. She's not a man hater or afraid of men, but she doesn't need them anymore than a fish needs a bicycle. She kicks ass. And here's the part that really fucks with my head. The Golden Compass is the only one written by a dude. Why are the biggest misogynists women?

You wonder too, don't you?
-C
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AmethystForge Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014
:lmao: excellent
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SpindleWinter Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If you want to make another, I'd happily loan you vampire or werewolf OCs... :D
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Katzztar Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2011
as good as teh turd gets killed I love how you kept the Count's speach in character well except the cussing but we'll excuse that
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IAmTheUnison Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! :rofl: :XD: :rofl:

Even the Count from Sesame Street can pwn his sparkly ass! This just made my week. :XD::XD:=D
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CuttingRoom Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2011
Your comment made my month!
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IAmTheUnison Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
This comic has actually inspired me to make a anti-Twilight image of my own featuring my own vampire characters pwning Edward's wannabe ass. =D

As well as one featuring my cat character taking out Jacob Black (an equally pansy ass version of a werewolf). I like Taylor Lauter better in "Sharkboy and Lavagirl" anyway.
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CuttingRoom Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2011
Shoot me a link when you've got it up. I'd love to see it.
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FredrickTheCreeper Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2011  Student General Artist
LOLOLOLOL......Now the count is a real vampire...:D
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CuttingRoom Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2011
Let's just hope Edward didn't contaminate him.
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FredrickTheCreeper Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2011  Student General Artist
That would be a disaster
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